Tuesday, 01 November 2011
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4 Quick Steps to Enraging a Pear
1) sell pear a shitty cellphone that breaks
2) tell pear to return said cellphone to be repaired under warranty
3) tell pear you never received said cellphone, even though the shipping company says they delivered it three weeks ago
4) offer to sell pear a new iPhone instead.
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Comments (12)
THAT IS ONE FUZZY PEAR.
...this seems like it might work on people as well as pears. maybe.
pear.. uses cellphones?
@maniacsicko - no, but we like to have them around, so that we look cool.
haha that picture is awesome
Pear and phone... hmm...
Pearicidal maniac on the loose! (How do pears hold pencils?)
Pears get pissed off??
Planned obsolescence seems to be on the uptick. I wouldn't fall for the "new iphone" bait and switch, either.
@bmojsilo - how did you make that invisible comment?
@Keeko1 - I think I was writing something and then I deleted it, but I must of left one space line or something like that.