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Pears Don't Get Lonely
Not many of you know this, but pears actually have a much fuller range of emotions than most human beings. It's true. They're hard to detect for humans, but humans have a hard time detecting most things. Least observant… -
The Mushy Pear Returns
So I know, I was here, I was on the road to becoming the most super-delicious xangan of all time, and then I stopped. Hey, I got bored. It's not my fault. Y'all are super boring. But it turns out, so am I. So I'm here a… -
I don’t Believe in Eating Healthy
Today I had beanless chilli and spaghetti covered in cheddar cheese for breakfast, and I plan on having hamburgers for dinner. Most nights I end the day with a giant bowl of ice cream. I drink Coke and Dr Pepper when I g… -
Animal Lover
I’ve developed a reputation here on xanga, and across the internet, for taking the hard stances. For speaking up for the little guy. For saying what needs to be said. Today is no exception. The topic de jour? Human…
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