One of the great exports of America is its culture. This, aside from democracy and the hamburger, is our gift to the world. It’s our legacy as a society. The great American novel, the black and white Hollywood movi…

A lot of people complain about modern music. And they're right, mostly. Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite prostitute. Britney Spears is fat. That one guy with the bowl haircut reminds me of a poodle. But they're not completel…