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Hellfire Seizes America
I love Disney. I know, some people think Walt Disney was a racist homophobic xenophobe with a small mind and a smaller penis. And maybe he was, I never saw him naked. It doesn’t really matter, though. The only thin… -
Bruno Mars Ranked Greatest American Ever
I don’t actually know if that’s true, but if it isn’t, it should be. Did you know that in 7 polls of girls aged 16-20 conducted by the White House, Bruno Mars ranked third behind only #Justin Bieber and… -
Bruno Mars is God
A lot of people complain about modern music. And they're right, mostly. Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite prostitute. Britney Spears is fat. That one guy with the bowl haircut reminds me of a poodle. But they're not completel…
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