I love Disney. I know, some people think Walt Disney was a racist homophobic xenophobe with a small mind and a smaller penis. And maybe he was, I never saw him naked. It doesn’t really matter, though. The only thin…

A lot of people complain about modern music. And they're right, mostly. Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite prostitute. Britney Spears is fat. That one guy with the bowl haircut reminds me of a poodle. But they're not completel…